douche

douche
1. (douche) (12412↑, 3081↓)
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.

2. (Douche) (14549↑, 9175↓)
1. George W. Bush, president of the United States. 2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina. See also [[douchebag]]. Definition 1 also applies to [[douchebag]].

George Bush is such a douche, man.

3. (douche) (3630↑, 1581↓)
Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions. Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

That beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones\! My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night\! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show. That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib. His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".

4. (douche) (2535↑, 704↓)
Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.

The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.

Author: This was my version of "the talk"--grew up in a rediculously puritanical Doctor's household. http://douche.urbanup.com/1445465
5. (douche) (1345↑, 593↓)
Pronounced "doosh" *Vaginal cleaning item. *An offense-purpose word toward a person.

"You're such a douche\!"

6. (Douche) (1322↑, 801↓)
1)The French word for shower. 2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.

"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."

7. (douche) (1328↑, 1168↓)
a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great\!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood\!" she went into the toilet and got busy.

8. (douche) (197↑, 56↓)
One who is [douchey] -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

Author: Kai from Palo Alto http://douche.urbanup.com/1961719
9. (douche) (172↑, 57↓)
someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear

Guy 1:Here comes the new student. Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.

10. (douche) (150↑, 36↓)
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality\!\!\!

Mark don't be a douche all the time\!\!

11. (Douche) (58↑, 7↓)
The True Hookah King

Hey guys\! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?\!

12. (douche) (207↑, 165↓)
The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck\!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective: In the more literal sense of the word: When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits. In the slangier, negative sense: Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over\!

13. (douche) (141↑, 105↓)
(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina

(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k\douche" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the \douche so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a \douche." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me \douche myself\!"

14. (douche) (126↑, 90↓)
n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to. v. the act of using a [douche].

No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time. Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.

15. (douche) (63↑, 28↓)
To truly describe a douche would be relatively impossible. But here are some of the tell-tale signs that let you know if you, or someone you know maybe be suffering from being a douche: -Wears american eagle/lacoste shirts with collar permanently popped -Walks with a little too much of a gangster bounce in his step(note that this rule does not apply if douche in question is black. being dark brown doesn't keep you exempt from this rule) -Talks like they have an expanse of knowledge of the world when it is in fact the opposite -Talks obnoxiously and douche-tastically loud so that others have no option but to overhear they're ridiculously trivial conversations -Pretending to be black, under any circumstances, constitutes automatic doucheness -Punch their friends on the shoulder soft enough not to hurt, but hard enough to think they actually have some dominance in their circle of friends -Wear the christian cross on a necklace when their not religious because they want to be like one of those religious badasses in the action movies(e.g. the sniper in Saving Private Ryan. only but he was actually religious) -Thinking their the fucking bees knees when in reality they're just a DOUCHE\!\!\!

*brown man walks in with popped collar and overly large bounce in his step* Observer 1: Check out the height on that collar. A true display of douchebaggery Observer 2: And the bounce puts the icing on his douchebag cake. Observer 3: I bet he thinks he's the fucking bees knees...

16. (douche) (123↑, 88↓)
A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

17. (douche) (54↑, 22↓)
someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

Author: Red Velvet Cake http://douche.urbanup.com/4048529
18. (douche) (43↑, 14↓)
obnoxious [frat] guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment

Spencer Pratt pretty much screams DOUCHE

19. (douche) (31↑, 14↓)
A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong. B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up. C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.

ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time. Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll. Mike: Douche. ex) John M.

20. (Douche) (39↑, 23↓)
- A french word meaning; shower - A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive -An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area

" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"

21. (douche) (19↑, 5↓)
A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total [douche].

22. (Douche) (11↑, 1↓)
An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone. Will use flattery and any other means possible to get a girl; and learn how to play parts of songs on the guitar to attract girls. Their interests change depending on the girl they date or hang out with. Music is a good example of such interest changes. They will often listen to pop or rap if the girl enjoys it. Girls seemed oddly attracted to this charade. Often laugh at others misfortunes reguardless of its severity. Is often a [cock blocker] even if the tactics used will hinder their own chances of getting a girl. Must always be the center of attention even if it means doing something socially awkward. Sometimes makes jokes in a loud voice to draw attention to themselves. Talks loudly and in a different tone to assert that he knows a lot about a specific topic. Occasionally they will sing along to songs on the radio and look at others riding with them to make sure they are paying attention to the fact that they are singing. They are often white males and are stereotyped for wearing 'popped collars' but this fashion is rarely seen. They most often wear a hat in an unconventional way (Such as: backwards, to one side, slightly to one side, or obnoxiously worn on one side of the head, appearing to be barely stable) Being a douche is not limited to just males. In short a douche is a living contradiction\!

Guy 1: "I don't understand how Joey has any friends, he's a total douche." Guy 2: "I guess girls like that whole asshole attitude."

23. (douche) (16↑, 6↓)
A person named Dmitri who leaves a 7 minute phone message on Olga's answering machine and says phrases like,"Here's how this is going to play out," and "Belive it or not, I am a real catch," and, "I am great in bed and I make lots of money." He will try to convince you that your friends are jealous that he spoke to you first, he will also tell you that his hair gel makes him look like a movie star. See also Asshat.

When Olga got home and pushed play on her answering machine, all she could hear was the sound of a douche.

Author: johnnyfresno1 http://douche.urbanup.com/3192186
24. (Douche) (13↑, 4↓)
Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche

That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit\!\!\! What a douche\!\!

25. (douche) (9↑, 1↓)
the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense

thanks to that douche it stings when i pee

Author: fucktheheatilovetheconcrete http://douche.urbanup.com/3889023
26. (Douche) (10↑, 3↓)
1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

27. (Douche) (8↑, 1↓)
A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.

ex. Aymane- look who's coming Cam- awww not the douche again Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up Liz- I'm going to class now see ya

28. (douche) (33↑, 26↓)
an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron\! You douche\! You ran over my hand with your car\!

Author: Tom Bombadillo http://douche.urbanup.com/1320567
29. (Douche) (11↑, 5↓)
Anyone named Max and goes to Lumen Christi High School in Jackson, MI

Bram: Dude, Douche sent me a message on facebook yesterday saying he wants to be friends. Jacob: Oh my, that's terrible. Max is a fag. Bram: You mean, Douche is a fag.

30. (Douche) (14↑, 8↓)
People who are stupid, lie, and slow down the progress of all man-kind

John Edward; the biggest douche in the universe

Author: Star Girl Ollie http://douche.urbanup.com/2587028
31. (Douche) (5↑, 0↓)
The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

Sydney Smith is a douche

32. (douche) (10↑, 6↓)
A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

James: "I think all men and women are equal" Kelly: "Awww, you do\!?\!" Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche\!"

33. (douche) (14↑, 10↓)
Verb. To clean a pussy using over the counter products. Noun. All components of said products that come in the box (douche bag, solution, nozzle) Slang - Noun. 1) A person who is acting in a sleezy and respulsive way. 2) A cheesy person who attempts to smooth talk or con someone. 3) A buffoon, a person acting in a way to attract attention to themselves by behaving in a socially inappropriate manner. 4) One who commits selfish and harmful acts intentionally

1) That douche is copying your test answers 2) That douche of a salesmen tried to charge me extra closing costs 3) The bouncers just wrecked that douche who spilled his drinks on people 4) That douche just took my parking spot

34. (douche) (45↑, 41↓)
1) a vaginal cleansing device 2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.

on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself. god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME\!

35. (Douche) (3↑, 0↓)
Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

36. (douche) (5↑, 2↓)
Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.

So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?

37. (douche) (4↑, 1↓)
a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe. a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.

\#1 "did you see that guy?" "yeah he looked like a douche" \#2 "do you know Johnathan?" "yeah he is the biggest douche ever\!"

38. (Douche) (7↑, 4↓)
The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the [fuck] off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche. ex) Tom Cruise

Author: Michael Markey http://douche.urbanup.com/2886098
39. (Douche) (11↑, 8↓)
a dude that is an asshole and very dumb, usaully hide behind their buff friends, alot of jocks and pozer jocks are douches

that kid nick is a douche

40. (douche) (9↑, 6↓)
A word to describe really annoying people.

"My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks." "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche." "You wanna go, Dom?" "Yeah, lets go\!" (Andy dies.)

41. (douche) (3↑, 1↓)
A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone? Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

42. (Douche) (3↑, 1↓)
1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc. 2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)

1.) Guy \#1: Look at that guy\! He just dumped her ass like some garbage\! What a douche... 2.) Girl \#1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...

Author: Girlwithweirdnessgoingon...... http://douche.urbanup.com/4237592
43. (douche) (11↑, 9↓)
The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

44. (Douche) (14↑, 12↓)
Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.

45. (douche) (6↑, 4↓)
1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche 2: David Hasselhoff

"Dude\! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot\!"

46. (douche) (1↑, 0↓)
The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment\!

Author: joetheplumber666 http://douche.urbanup.com/5721049
47. (douche) (1↑, 0↓)
Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.

That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.

48. (douche) (2↑, 1↓)
Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.

John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.

49. (Douche) (3↑, 2↓)
n. Someone retarded. n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.

Ming, you are a douche person.

50. (Douche) (2↑, 1↓)
a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche

hey douche\! you are a WHORE\!\!

Author: douche-disliker http://douche.urbanup.com/4526582
51. (Douche) (5↑, 4↓)
[doosh] noun, verb 1. kanye

I threw-up in my mouth when I saw my grandma's kanye in the trash. douche

Author: whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat http://douche.urbanup.com/4240018
52. (douche) (12↑, 11↓)
1] feminine vag cleaner. 2] a really annoying lame person that gets on your nerves. usually one of your enemies or occasionally your friends. most douches are boys and girls. some resembling to a shman. :]

1] "mom\! i need a douche" 2] "you stupid douche creamer\! your so annoying\! get a life\!"

Author: xxbrittany\!\!xx http://douche.urbanup.com/3431123
53. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche." Person two: "Which one?" Person one: "All of them."

Author: Some Guy Named Pete http://douche.urbanup.com/6393564
54. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
its french for shower its also a dickhead

Je me Douche WTF\! it means i had a shower O...i thought you said im a douche

55. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
a fanny (vagina) washer an idiot

i need a douche\! your a douche\!

Author: urban dictionary user like you http://douche.urbanup.com/6112021
56. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
somebody who thinks commenting a link to wikipedia for the word fag is funny.

that douche thought it was funny to comment a link to wikipedia for the word fag\!

57. (Douche) (2↑, 2↓)
(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.

Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there." Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."

58. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.

"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'

59. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.

Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool" Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."

60. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.

For example Woodles is a douche.

Author: Mickey Blue Eyes 69 http://douche.urbanup.com/5580206
61. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.

jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.

62. (douche) (2↑, 2↓)
The derogatory name given to a person that makes an epic fail.

Person 1: Bad News\!\! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore\!\! Sh*t the bed Person 2: You Douche\!

Author: douche-hater1 http://douche.urbanup.com/5415783
63. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.

Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.

64. (douche) (0↑, 0↓)
(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space

that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.

65. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
(a) [Verb] The cleansing of the vaginal region. (b) [adjective] A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)

I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy

66. (Douche) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.

Did you see Vincent? He is such a [douche]\!

Author: sparklingwater http://douche.urbanup.com/5047901
67. (Douche) (1↑, 1↓)
A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now\!" or "That was a douche move"

Guy - "Damn\! You're a FAT ASS\!\!" Girl - "Wow, you're a douche\!"

Author: Reallyfrickenawesome http://douche.urbanup.com/4985443
68. (Douche) (4↑, 4↓)
A e6 in the Marines by the name of Devon Harris.He has no friends except Quinn his tool bag buddy,cant say w's and has no tact or common sense

Man Harris actually told me to get him the stapler off his own desk today,What a douche.

Author: Harrisisatool http://douche.urbanup.com/4816107
69. (Douche) (1↑, 1↓)
Kanye West, and Chris Brown

Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?

70. (douche) (1↑, 1↓)
an over used term to insult someone

Guy 1: hows it going? Guy 2: your a douche

Author: tree tree tree123 http://douche.urbanup.com/4369050
71. (Douche) (4↑, 4↓)
A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent. WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.

He's such a silly douche, but i love him\!

72. (Douche) (2↑, 2↓)
A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday. Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say? Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is. Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

Author: SickestPersonEver http://douche.urbanup.com/4348943
73. (douche) (5↑, 5↓)
The dude who ratted out michael phelps

you're the one who ratted out michael phelps...? douche.

74. (Douche) (4↑, 4↓)
A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.

That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.

75. (Douche) (1↑, 1↓)
Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up

I can't believe he called you a fat whore\! your pregnant and its his fault\! Hes such a douche\!

Author: Alexandra Nicole http://douche.urbanup.com/4064516
76. (Douche) (2↑, 2↓)
Lame, pathetic, bad,

That Hykie she's a douche

77. (douche) (3↑, 3↓)
thom yorke.

douche douche douche douche thom yorke douche

78. (douche) (2↑, 2↓)
A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag\!\!\!

Author: JJ in North Shore http://douche.urbanup.com/3120835
79. (Douche) (13↑, 13↓)
A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say

"How do you make top ramen?" "omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"

80. (Douche) (12↑, 12↓)
An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.

Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.

81. (douche) (17↑, 17↓)
Douche [douchebag], in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one\!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche\! - I'm going to take a shower. 2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche\! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work. 2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche\! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

Author: Nathalie Morgan http://douche.urbanup.com/1516466
82. (douche) (8↑, 8↓)
An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche\!\!\!

83. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
face looks like a douche hair style... is douche takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb. should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo gets highlights .... (nuff said)

Fernetti aka Douche

Author: Spider-man696969696969 http://douche.urbanup.com/5336544
84. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥

RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE\! I'M GONNA KILL YOU\!

Author: xoxobellaxoxo615 http://douche.urbanup.com/4970484
85. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
someone who gets a slap in the face from a hand that touched a wet ass

ahh man you just got douched

86. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
the sound a gun makes in slow motion.

*gun firing* douche

Author: Bitch please... im from 314. http://douche.urbanup.com/4861625
87. (douche) (1↑, 2↓)
everyone you dislike or don't care about around you

buddy: dude look\! it's John\! over there\! you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy buddy: word.

Author: pahk the cah brah\! http://douche.urbanup.com/4736876
88. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina. Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

89. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
* The french word for a shower * Used for the cleaning of vaginas * What many people say to one another * A funny word * Also see douchebag

"Go use some douche, you stink" "Your a douche, just kidding\!"

Author: FrenchBrunette5 http://douche.urbanup.com/4486700
90. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.

"BEGINNERS CANT PLAY \!\!\!" "But yesterday you were a beginner yourself you DOUCHE \!"

Author: Zippydeedooda http://douche.urbanup.com/4452372
91. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche Person 2: *shuffles away* Douche: *follows* *people leave* Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

92. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
French for shower.

J'ai besoin de la douche. (I need a shower.)

93. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
pronounced doo-sh meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH\! a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the [South Wales] vallies. also seen on [Katie and Peter: Stateside] a la [Perez Hilton]. (God he is :D)

she is such a douche\! what a douche lol

94. (douche) (1↑, 2↓)
The perfect word to describe a waste of oxygen.

Alex Rodriguez is such a douche.

Author: theoriginalhayls http://douche.urbanup.com/3999499
95. (Douche) (1↑, 2↓)
One who is a douche. A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche. Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.

Author: Hate Douches. http://douche.urbanup.com/3998541
96. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
A [small-minded], [dim-witted] person in need of guidance.

1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the hospital. 2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's [vage].

97. (douche) (5↑, 6↓)
A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing [tracksuit] bottoms.

Example: Two uni student in a tutorial room: Dave : - I see you're wearing your [tracksuit]. Mike : - I sure am, buddy\! (...) silence Dave : - You're a douche.

98. (Douche) (1↑, 2↓)
1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing. 2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others. source: douchecards.com \<img src="http://capitalist.cachefly.net/DC/Cards/defined_Thumb.png"\>

Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.

99. (Douche) (1↑, 2↓)
A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget. B.

Uninformed douche: Haha\! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard\! Informed guy: OMG\! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans\! Uninformed douche: Aw man\! I'm a complete douche, aren't I? Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total douche-nugget

100. (douche) (2↑, 3↓)
to refresh between men.

gay jack: "Girl\! I"m so glad you're done with that asshole\!" sally: "I know right?? But it's ok I've moved on\!" gay jack: "So whose the new guy?" sally: "Brandon\! He's sooo gorgeous and he has a HUGE penis\!\!" gay jack: "Niiice\!\! so how was it?" sally: "Oh we haven't had sex yet... I need to cleanse my ex\!" gay jack: "OH\!\!\! you better douche\!" sally: "Out with old\! In with the New\!"

101. (douche) (4↑, 5↓)
Short for douchebag, a male who is dependent on everyone around them, has alot of felmale and childish Attributes, such as: sighying, whinning, complaining about any petty thing, giving dirty looks. annoying every one who isn't an douche.

"Stop bitching you douche." get up and get it your self you not 4 you douche.

102. (douche) (2↑, 3↓)
every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult\! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche\! Douche Bag\! hes a Douche\! look\! a Douche Bag\!

103. (douche) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

Author: bergenhaspwntbeccaj http://douche.urbanup.com/2200452
104. (douche) (37↑, 38↓)
1. A device used to cleanse one's dirty vagina. 2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen. 3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.

1. The only action Jeremy is ever able to view, besides in his car, (& his mother), is watching female, or male, nude sluts that need to use a douche to clean out their vaginas. 3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche. 2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"

105. (Douche) (0↑, 1↓)
To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

106. (douche) (15↑, 16↓)
An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE\!"

Author: Dustin Mahurin http://douche.urbanup.com/404931
107. (douche) (0↑, 2↓)
A term used to describe a beautiful girl who often contradicts themselves.

[aww you're such a douche]

108. (douche) (1↑, 3↓)
Kanye West

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met

109. (douche) (0↑, 2↓)
failure to hackey sack, hack fail

damn dude\! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing\!

110. (douche) (0↑, 2↓)
Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

Author: pseudonym and other such names http://douche.urbanup.com/4386959
111. (Douche) (3↑, 5↓)
Another tennis term when both players gets to 40 all. It is also a mispronouncation of Deuce. Ofter times, the serving player will call out another name (ie. Jason).

dude: Hey whats the score? asdf: Its Douche dude: Wat? asdf: I mean its Jason.

Author: asdfgheyrjyulo http://douche.urbanup.com/4343839
112. (douche) (1↑, 3↓)
verb: to douche That is, the act of douching someone - with a douche

Imma douche yo mom

Author: Kondizzlet the third http://douche.urbanup.com/3215695
113. (Douche) (2↑, 4↓)
(n) The perfect [moron]; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an [imbecile].

Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation. Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.

Author: FellFromTheNest http://douche.urbanup.com/3170397
114. (douche) (2↑, 4↓)
A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags

Author: JJ in North Shore http://douche.urbanup.com/3120838
115. (Douche) (1↑, 3↓)
A Method of cleansing files and folders on a computer or within an email application.

My email was getting out of control so I just had to douche it out.

Author: soshaughnessy http://douche.urbanup.com/2880311
116. (douche) (15↑, 17↓)
every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche. kid 2: lol. whatza douche? kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot\! kid 2: lol.

Author: geraldine merapoopoopoo http://douche.urbanup.com/2814728
117. (Douche) (0↑, 2↓)
A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks." Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS\!" Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies\! Jack off, jack off, jack off\!" Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?" Dom: "Yeah, lets go\!" (Andy dies.)

118. (Douche) (10↑, 12↓)
The simple act of cleaning something.

Hey Manuelo, would you mind [Douche]ing my rug. It smells like an ass

Author: William Gallagher http://douche.urbanup.com/1819914
119. (Douche) (2↑, 5↓)
something to clean out women genetials. or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche? steven: no, i am one.

120. (douche) (1↑, 4↓)
Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.

"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche\!" "I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"

Author: Reginald Emmett McCafferty http://douche.urbanup.com/2459453
121. (douche) (76↑, 79↓)
Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche. Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche\!

122. (Douche) (12↑, 15↓)
1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person. 2. Femenine cleansing device. also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t. Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

123. (Douche) (0↑, 4↓)
One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading? Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself. Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche\!\!

124. (douche) (4↑, 8↓)
The Dutch, French and some other countries word for 'shower'. For the nastier meaning see other entries for this word.

A Dutch person would say:'Ik neem een douche.' (I'm taking a shower)

125. (douche) (13↑, 17↓)
A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygenic reasons, or the stream of water itself

The title of the biggest douche in the world will have to fall on Javier. This man is the saddest human (FYI the most down-grading piece of scum) in the world. He has claimed to have meet Ronnie Coleman, but this of course may be, no, is most plausible bullshit. ==A life in Douche== This man starts by waking up at 5:00 in the morning, everyday. He enters his bathroom at 5:01 and stares at the mirror until 8:03 and then leaves for work. What he exactly does in his work place, UHS, between 8:16 to 8:50 is a mystery, but what is for sure is that he is always five fucking minutes late. From 9:00 to...well...it depends how long his story is, talks about what everybody should do. In between his instructions, this '''douche''' will talk about past job experiences he had with varies companies that most likely never hired him. From the time he finishes to the end of 1st block, he looks up gay porn on the internet. '''Douche''' repeats this progress for all periods. When school ends at 3:45, '''Douche''' leaves for his house and arrives there at around 4:18. He enters his bathroom at 4:29 and stares at the mirror until 11:34 when he goes to sleep. The progress is repeated for five days. ==Slang uses== A douche is someone who is incredibly annoying. "Hey, that Javier Sancez guy is such a douche\!" Terms such as '''douchebag''' and '''douche''' are also popular derogatory terms of [[insult]] or ridicule in [[North America]]. These terms have become popular in the comedic media, and can mean a variety of different insults: * Someone who is annoying, bossy or embarrassing. * Someone who is stupid, intellectually challenged or mentally deranged but less than clinically [[insane]]. * Someone who is unintelligently lying or [[scam]]ming. * Someone who is [[arrogant]], [[elitist]] or snobby. * Someone whom you don't like. * Someone who is socially inept. * Someone who you think is mentally challenged

126. (douche) (2↑, 7↓)
Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche\!

Author: qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. http://douche.urbanup.com/3799022
127. (douche) (9↑, 14↓)
1. Anybody associated with "369", Attica or Le Noir ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny 2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640 ie. Elroy

Cassh = king douche Lionel = queen douche Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face Lenny = douche brains Elroy = douche car

Author: le bag of the douche't http://douche.urbanup.com/3295550
128. (douche) (0↑, 5↓)
Someone is a shallow bitch, an asshole, and a person who has no life, and who brings up shit makes up shit and never ends shit, usually a fugly mex. who doesnt hav a life. Its also sometin u clean ur vagina wit

"omfg i hate jarrett he is such a douche"

129. (Douche) (1↑, 6↓)
1) Twat cleansing liquid 2) Wanktard living above a convenience store 3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public 4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom. Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

130. (Douche) (3↑, 8↓)
A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks." Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS\!" Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies\! Jack off, jack off, jack off\!" (Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.) Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today." Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are." Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?" Dom: "Yeah, lets go\!" (Andy dies.)

131. (douche) (6↑, 11↓)
john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

Author: Lucas Bauserman http://douche.urbanup.com/2323800
132. (douche) (6↑, 11↓)
1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina 2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it 2 oi u fucken douche

Author: qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv http://douche.urbanup.com/1825894
133. (Douche) (7↑, 12↓)
1)The French word for shower. 2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies. 3)Jason.

Jason, you are really a douche.

134. (douche) (11↑, 16↓)
1.(verb) To mariniate the vagina. 2. To have oil and vinegar added to a sub sandwich

Yeah, I'll have lettuce, tomato, onions and why not? Douche it\!

135. (Douche) (6↑, 11↓)
A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

136. (douche) (0↑, 6↓)
1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that [Lauren Barnes] doesn't know the meaning to.

Example 1: Me: "Hey [Lauren Barnes], what's a douche?" [Lauren Barnes]: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*" Example 2: "You smell like shit." "Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."

Author: Anti-Lauren Barnes http://douche.urbanup.com/1299177
137. (douche) (10↑, 16↓)
A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice. A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

138. (douche) (8↑, 14↓)
The Modern Super Soaker for the female reproductive organ... It is Also The German Word for Shower...

English: I am in the Shower German: Ich bin in die Doucher Fun, Isnt it???

139. (Douche) (11↑, 17↓)
noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man. adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky\!\!" 2. "He is such a douche." adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE\!\!"

140. (douche) (4↑, 10↓)
a vaginal atish

atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly

141. (douche) (4↑, 10↓)
shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

142. (Douche) (12↑, 19↓)
a person that likes giving oral service to a woman

"That douche is a odd kind of janitor." "Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."

Author: Le Douche Bag http://douche.urbanup.com/2811359
143. (douche) (8↑, 15↓)
A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their [douchey-ness] to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see [douche bag].

You: "Hey baby, can I beat?" Me: "Burn in hell you douche\!"

144. (douche) (2↑, 9↓)
insult/compliment; someone that has accomplished something amazing. sometimes used during a moment of jealousy.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the back flip John did in the gymnasium? Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing\!\!\!\! Guy 1: I know right\!?\!?\! He is such a douche\!

145. (douche) (3↑, 10↓)
To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer\!

146. (douche) (45↑, 52↓)
1. Something to clean a rancid pussy of its bunk smell. 2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums. Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.

That douche bag fell asleep while writing a test and the teacher got annoyed. That douche bag double wore his clothes He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.

147. (douche) (7↑, 14↓)
1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...

"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster\!?" "STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche\!" "i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"

148. (douche) (5↑, 12↓)
To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning\!

149. (Douche) (3↑, 10↓)
1. an insult. 2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

Author: Skylar Infantion http://douche.urbanup.com/398726
150. (Douche) (1↑, 9↓)
A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

151. (douche) (13↑, 21↓)
1) French Word for shower 2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges\!

Jason was fed up of using his tongue to clean out Charlies filthy pussy, so he decided to buy her a set of douches. With-in a week the douches had got rid of the smell of rotten seafood, and no longer did Charlie cram Jason into her snatch and make him have a clam soup delicasy.

Author: Meat-curtain drawer http://douche.urbanup.com/742685
152. (Douche) (5↑, 13↓)
How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

153. (douche) (2↑, 10↓)
A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.

wipe your friggin' face you douche

Author: so sayeth the lexicon http://douche.urbanup.com/274525
154. (douche) (10↑, 19↓)
One who is very annoying and gay. Sometimes they are refered to as homo.

Everybody knows that Sam is a loud douche.

Author: Aaroe B. Tanard http://douche.urbanup.com/2328891
155. (douche) (2↑, 11↓)
to flake, disappoint, betray

I have total confidence in Stan. Stan wouldn't douche.

Author: Qlark Griffith http://douche.urbanup.com/2057651
156. (Douche) (5↑, 14↓)
a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.

dude your such a douche Boy:hey u wanna bone Girl: no sorry i have to douche Boy: nasty\!\! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit\! Sister: ok dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol

157. (douche) (32↑, 41↓)
1.) John edwards. 2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over? Who the douche?

158. (Douche) (9↑, 19↓)
the collective term for a group of [emo] or [scene] [kids]

look at that douche. what a bunch of [douchebags]

Author: DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT http://douche.urbanup.com/3709508
159. (douche) (3↑, 13↓)
When you find some Pot somewhere and you forgot that you had it.

"Holy Shit man, check it out, i found some douche in my pocket, lets go smoke it..."

Author: www.the-misc.com http://douche.urbanup.com/537602
160. (Douche) (9↑, 19↓)
Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore --or-- What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

161. (douche) (14↑, 25↓)
1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that 2.) People who use Macs. 3.) Shortened version of [douchebag]

1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass [dell] laptop\!" Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?" 2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac\!" Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."

162. (douche) (6↑, 17↓)
1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world 2) Complete idiot

Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche... Yeah... I know...

Author: dontcareforyou http://douche.urbanup.com/2481279
163. (douche) (3↑, 14↓)
1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez.. 2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.

1. Girl: You want me to what? Boy: Douche. Girl: ..why? Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty. 2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.

Author: sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg http://douche.urbanup.com/1957557
164. (douche) (12↑, 23↓)
1. a feminine hygiene product 2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own. see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore? 2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night\!

165. (douche) (8↑, 19↓)
A friendly pink elephant people see when theyve eaten too many mushrooms.Some say this is a figment of imagination that if you play with him he'll lead you into a subway and get you run over.

"Douche and I stayed up all last night playing hide and go seek, that cheeky devil.I lost him when he went into the subway though." dealer kills stoner. The End

166. (douche) (4↑, 15↓)
a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

167. (douche) (1↑, 13↓)
1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it. 2.Your mom probly uses one.

1."Douche\!"I kicked the kickball. 2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.

168. (douche) (2↑, 14↓)
n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

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169. (douche) (2↑, 14↓)
Means to fight someone and it also describes the type of person that you would want to fight.

"That douche is such a clown, let's douche him after skool."

170. (Douche) (5↑, 18↓)
1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina. 2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas. 3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with. 4) A term of endearment.

1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche. 2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche. 3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready. Frank: Ok, don't douche me\!\! 4) What's up douche\!

171. (Douche) (1↑, 15↓)
the space between your ballsack and butt hole. If you wipe back to front, it pushes the poop onto your douche and leaves an itchy shit smear.

I flipped off my bike the other day, and seat hit me right in the douche\!\!

172. (Douche) (4↑, 18↓)
A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche." "Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

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173. (douche) (9↑, 24↓)
1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe. 2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already. 3)People who are just plain annoying.

Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch\! Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche\! Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world\!

174. (douche) (5↑, 21↓)
Someone without character; Someone who is opposed to finishing the job we started in Iraq.

The Left are such douches, they have no moral conscious when it comes to helping the people of Iraq. They would prefer dictators run the world as long as they share their ideology.

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175. (douche) (9↑, 26↓)
a tool that a woman uses to clean cum out of her vagina.

after some rough sex without a condom the hoe used a douche to clean her vagina

Author: smoochiesmoocherss http://douche.urbanup.com/1357951
176. (douche) (4↑, 21↓)
a device used to clean out the female vagina

That girl had a vaginal infection so she had to buy a douche.

177. (douche) (6↑, 26↓)
*Something I stick up my puss to clean it. *Can be a person who is pissing you off. *or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to. *WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.

*your mom when she is pissing you off *anything you want to call a douche is a douche *I am HORNY\!\!\!\!\!

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178. (douche) (9↑, 31↓)
the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit\! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me\!"

179. (douche) (5↑, 27↓)
Used in ghetto or gangster english to replace the common form "does she".

All I wanna know is, douche wanna have sex with me?

180. (douche) (4↑, 27↓)
1. A device used to clean out vaginas (usuaully very,very dirty ones) 2. A fag

Example for the 2nd definition..."Your such a fucking douche for sucking men's cocks " o_O

181. (douche) (11↑, 35↓)
1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally. 2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused [vagina].

1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me. 2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.

182. (Douche) (5↑, 41↓)
Something your average day runner would not want when their thristy.

My friend was in the marathon and a by standard handing him a right outta the box douche.

Author: Colin Fitzgerald http://douche.urbanup.com/130722
183. (douche) (8↑, 51↓)
(v) to do, to place, to run, to put, to push, to pull, to fix, to travel, or perform; an all-purpose word referring to the performance of an action or performance of a task.

I'm going to douche over to the store later to pick up some milk. My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please? me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper." friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?" me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)." me: "Hold the elevator\! Thanks." person: "What floor?" me: "Can you douche 3, please?"

Author: Douchey McDouche'emups http://douche.urbanup.com/3713930
184. (douche) (2↑, 64↓)
to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.

"dude, your ass smells go douche"

Last updated: 2012.02.29

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